What Did We Learn Today?

  That I'm closer to relationship happiness.
  I can’t remember my parent’s ever saying it, but one thing I learned growing up is to never judge a book by its cover. I also learned that your parents aren’t always right. Which is why I have a bunch of relationship deal breakers that most think are just plain ridiculous. And number one on that list is this: I’ll never date a woman who drives a Pontiac Grand Prix or Grand Am. Period.
  So I was happy to hear today that in an effort to cut more costs GM is planning to shutter the Pontiac brand. Obviously, I’m not happy for the workers, and I hope they can all find jobs quickly. But, on a personal level, I’m glad. I’m one step closer to meeting the right woman. Just as long as she doesn’t drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse.