I’m too hairy to own white bed sheets.
I was doing laundry today, and when I was ready to wash my sheets, I noticed just how much hair I shed in the course of a night. Holy crap!
Eight times out of ten, being hairy is a good thing (the other time is when trying to get the “youth discount” at the public pool; trying telling people there you’re just an early bloomer). Perhaps I need to switch to darker sheets, ones where my nightly de-forestation won’t be as pronounced. Or I could take a lint roller to my bed every morning. I can’t decide which one is the easier solution?
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