What Did We Learn Today?

  That I’m developing a man crush on Seymour Hersh.
  At work we’re allowed to listen to music. Well, most people listen to music, I listen to public radio. When a preview came on for Fresh Air saying that Seymour Hersh would be on the show, I literally did the fist pump that Tiger Woods does after he sinks a crucial putt. I was so excited that I rearranged my work so that I wouldn’t have to leave my desk and made sure to take a bathroom break before the show started.
  Unfortunately, Hersh threw a lot of cold water on the “executive assassination ring” remark he’d made during a debate at the University of Minnesota. But still, Seymour Hersh; that dude’s all right.