What Did We Learn Today?

That it’s true: Men are dogs

I’d never understood why some women are fond of saying that men are dogs. Until today. Because in today’s local paper is an article about a guy who broke in to his ex-wife’s house and did everything but poop in the kitchen. It probably shouldn’t have made the top of the front page, but he’s a former state champion wrestler, and in my area the only people above successful high school wrestlers are successful high school wrestlers who go on to coach wrestling at their alma mater. And Larry Holmes.
The written description of this guy’s destruction is great: “[T]he well-known wrestling champion came to the new home [the ex-wife] was renting and emptied the refrigerator, throwing yogurt and butter all over the ceiling and walls.
“He emptied the juice, soda, and milk on the floor. He ripped up mail and cards, she said. He also threw garbage across the backyard, she said.”
You showed her, guy! I hope when the cops picked him up they hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, shouting, “No!”